"VINTAGE REBEL" GYM TOP

The OG's uniform - for lifters who remember when gyms smelled like iron, not influencer cologne.

⚡ DESIGN:
• Distressed circular logo (looks stolen from gym walls)
• "Rebels since 2017" stamp (your vintage cred)
• Cracked print - ages with every wash like your joints

🔥 TECH SPECS:
▸ 65/35 poly-viscose blend - survives chalk, sweat & savagery
▸ Relaxed stolen-tee fit - hides bulk season sins

WARNING:
☠️ Triggers random fist bumps from bearded powerlifters
☠️ Makes newbies rerack weights 30% faster
☠️ Forces you to tell "back in my day" stories

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